![]() ![]() They weren't even hilariously terrible, they were just boringly bad. which makes no god damn sense because he had just killed something before trying to use it again! And if that wasn't dumb enough, when he last used it, the rifle was set on semi-automatic, but when he takes it of safety and uses it again, he's firing fully-automatic. If that wasn't stupid enough it was later revealed the gun wasn't out of ammo, it was just on safety. Now I get it, I suppose you can miss with a shovel, but after missing, he slowly (very slowly I might add) decides to pull the shovel out of her mouth she then asks him to try again, but instead of trying to kill her in any other humane way like oh, I don't know, taking one of the damn screw-drivers off the wall and stabbing her jugular, or heart, he decides his time is best spent smothering her exposed cuts in gasoline, and lighting her on fire with a freaking flair. After getting into trouble with some roadside rednecks and their. On the other side of the woods, five friends are arriving for a nice getaway among the trees after finishing college. Sadly, the dog has been taken ill, seriously ill. Well, the guy who is gonna do it is out of ammo for the assault rifle they brought to the Cabin, and so instead, he decides to try to decapitate her with a damn shovel! Now if this worked it wouldn't have been bad, but instead of hitting her neck, it hits her mouth, effectively putting her in more pain than she was in before. Cabin Fever (2002) Cabin Fever begins with a crazy old hermit who’s been out catching rabbits for his dog. ![]() * In this film there is a part when one of their friends are sick (big shocker), and this friend is begging to be put out of her misery. This isn't going to count against the film overall, but does this guy realize how douchie it is to act like he's worth making his last name "Z" in the credits? * Can we stop with making up some stupid ass abbreviated director's names. ![]()
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